Martin asks FiFi some intimate questions!
FiFi (inner dialogue): A drunk captain. Encouraging. I better have another.
Welcome to Los Angeles. Local time is 12:06. Temperature is 74 degrees
with a slight breeze —
A couple gropes. In the aisle seat next to them, a woman intently studies a page in the in-flight magazine — an ad for low-pressure massage boots.
INT. AIRPLANE - DAY
Male voice murmurs seductively.
MALE VOICE (V.O.)
Any time any part of my body gets close to your mouth—
EXT. AIRPLANE - DAY
A jet in flight. Clouds and blue sky. Changing earth below —
water, snow-covered peaks, desert, freeways, dense city
sprawl, Pacific Ocean. Begins its descent.
(v.) THE ACT OF MAKING A HOLE IN AN ITEM OR OBJECT AND USING IT AS AN ORIFICE FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE.
(n.) ONE SUCH HOLE AS USED FOR SEXUAL…